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By DAN MACKIE

It’s been an exciting week in West Lebanon. The trees are almost done littering my lawn and the local weather has resembled anything you might find from Eastport, Maine to Key West, Florida. You start the day with long johns and end with shorts; I...

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I bet you thought liberals were going to run the New World Order. Tell that to Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg, the three richest men in the world.

By DAN MACKIE

So 2025 is here — and I still don’t know whether “auld acquaintance” should be forgotten, remembered, or liked on Facebook. And what is a “lang syne” anyway? It doesn’t matter much, since Dede and I don’t stay up to greet the New Year anymore. When I...

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Dear Santa:You probably weren’t expecting a Christmas letter from me since I’m about to turn 72 — no birthday presents needed, your generosity is already over the top. The rooftop, even.I haven’t been in touch because I’ve been sort of busy. I know my...

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I am not the sort of person who suddenly bursts into song — or would wish for anyone else to (too startling) — but I have been feeling musical after experiencing the movie, “Wicked,” during Thanksgiving break.I was not there under duress; as a leading...

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So here we are in late November and my fellow Democrats are looking for the lighter side of Armageddon.As in, at least there’s only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Six would be a total bummer.But what if the sky really is falling? I mean, what if...

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I don’t like to write too much about politics, just the occasional snide remark. But this being my last column before Election Day, I can’t stop myself. No, really, I can’t. Consider yourself a member of my Valley News Election Support Group. If you...

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I think it means something that I have been tempted lately not by pots of gold or comely young maidens, but by shoes that don’t require you to bend over and tie them.I lust — almost sinfully so — during TV ads for sneakers you simply step into. They...

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Halloween is already here. At least it is in West Lebanon, where little orange lights glow while little white ghosts sway in the breeze on certain porches. It’s better than Christmas decorations in September, I suppose.I don’t know exactly when All...

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“If you want my advice” … is a dangerous way to start a sentence. People rarely want it, although not everyone flees when your personal wisdom dispenser is activated. The best counsel I’ve heard about advice is to offer it only when requested. That...

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I’m not exactly Little Miss Sunshine, but I like to have a good time now and then. I couldn’t help but notice the party atmosphere of the Democratic National Convention, which didn’t entirely fit our so-called lifestyle.Good times are swell, but we...

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Everyone is worrying about phones in schools. They are a powerful distraction, like slot machines for gamblers, or Cheetos for people addicted to enriched cornmeal and the color orange.If you’d been in a high school lately, you would have noticed that...

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The last thing I thought I’d have to think about this year are childless cat ladies. You too, I bet.Many of us have funny ideas about who really is running things, you know, the power behind the throne. Is it the Trilateral Commission? George Soros?...

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To distract myself from the presidential race, I’ve been obsessing lately about another drama, also of national import and urgency. I refer to former Patriots coach Bill Belichick, 72, dating Jordan Hudson, 24.24! 72! Hike? She is a graduate of...

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I don’t know if I can say that liberals are superior, but we really are superior at panic. We are world-class, first-rate, top-shelf, unrivaled. Squirrels in the road have nothing on us. A chipmunk staring down a cat is relaxed by comparison.I did not...

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Let’s try retirement again!Six years ago I concluded gainful employment at the Valley News, where I labored for some 30 years. I had originally expected to work there for two, maybe three years — five at the most.But I settled in like a rumpled office...

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On Sunday morning there is a moment when I hesitate before I head out the door to scoop up our newspaper from the driveway. “Oh, that’s right,” I tell myself. The Sunday paper is no more.“I miss it,’’ my wife Dede tells me. She is a puzzle doer, and...

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Have I told you about our granddaughter? Yes? Oh, well, let me go on about her anyway.Since July of last year, Dede and I have been grandparents to Vivian, a former preemie who has blossomed like the flowering trees that are plump and pretty and a...

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The Valley News was born in 1952 and so was I. This is probably coincidence, but I like to think there is more to our association than the fact that we are both from the year of the water dragon in the Chinese calendar.According to the Internet,...

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It was Traffic vs. the Eclipse on Monday, a showdown of celestial proportions. Would I risk everything like Marco Polo who bravely set out to see the world, or follow the example of his brother Rocco, who said their hometown of Venice was “plenty good...

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The World Happiness Report is out, and America’s ranking might make you frown. The USA, where “the pursuit of happiness” is enshrined in the Constitution, just after “the Right to Taylor Swift Concert Tickets” and “Snacks on on Super Bowl Sunday,” has...