This column was written by a human. It may be among my last, because sources close to the Valley News have told me that the newspaper is developing...
I am more of a wise guy than a wise man, but I have picked up a little wisdom along the way. The great thinkers drink deep; I took in the learnings...
Shockingly — SHOCKINGLY — I haven’t heard back from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas about my offer to put him up for a week or two for an...
Dear Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas:You’ve been in the news lately for taking swanky vacations provided by a billionaire Republican. The...
On a recent night as we watched the NCAA basketball tournament, I blurted out to myself and the universe, “Now why didn’t I play college ball?”It...
The canary in the coal mine was an egg in the supermarket. One night, not very long ago, I was picking up a couple of groceries. I grabbed some...
I’m starting to think that this digital life is going to be the end of us. It’s only a matter of time until ChatGPT, the artificial intelligence...
Last Saturday we had the most senior moment ever in White River Junction.No, not the senior moment where you can’t remember the name of an old star...
If the weather predictions have come true this week, it is, as you are reading this, minus-70 degrees out, too cold even for snowmen and polar...
I feel some sympathy for George Santos, the new U.S. congressman who made a few missteps on his resume. Who hasn’t fudged a few details when...
Right as 2022 was ending (on a locally sleepy note), the news dropped that Lebanon may get a casino on the Miracle Mile.What timing! It just so...
When I heard that artificial intelligence was writing creative essays, my first thought was, “Good, it can write my column for me.” IBM says that...