Naked Thieves Take Burgers

Bonita Springs, Fla. — A southwest Florida waitress has dubbed the trio of naked hamburger thieves who broke into an eatery “dumb, dumber and dumbest.”

Waitress Nancy Sansevieri was still laughing after police released surveillance video Wednesday showing the college-aged men — two naked and one clad in underwear — stealing 60 hamburgers from Doc’s Beach House in Bonita Beach.

Police say the men broke in early Sunday and left a trail of red peppers on the beach.

Doc’s general manager Lou Bangert said that he’s never witnessed such a crime in the restaurant’s 27-year history.

Thieves have broken in and taken money from the cash register, but he says no one has ever slammed through a door completely naked looking for beef.